Let them be
Just don't get fuckin' near me
Scared of bums ah ah ah

Infested with microscopic bugs and
Endocrine systematic doo doo
Why don't they get a job

Let them be
Just don't get fuckin' near me
Scared of bums ah ah ah

2. PHILTHY PHIL PHILANTROPIST

Some people say I got a problem with authority so
What if I do man it beats relinquishing control

Philthy Phil Philantropist
Rule taken when you should of give away
Filthy Phil you gave to us
We cannot repay

There's something grand about being nothing
There's something lame about being grand
Alcohol
Squirtin gun
Don't want no holidays in the sun
That's me not bein you (x2)
Either part of the solution or the
Problem

Can't ever be a man or can't be just anybody
Replace superman with Joe ordinary

Philthy Phil Philanderer
You've taken when you shoulda give away
Filthy Phil you gave to us
We cannot repay

Philthy Phil Philantropist
You've taken when you shoulda give away
Filthy Phil you gave to us
We cannot repay (x2)

3. FREEDOM LIKE SHOPPING CART

Kick back
No tense
You got a bag of grub that cost you about 50 cents
No fear
No fuckin feat
Malt liquor tastes much better on the street

Crustin
Away of life for heroines
And heroes who hitch hike the road to eden
Not eden like the garden state
Eden like the state of mind

Kick back
Cheap thrills
You'll do anything for a laugh even if it kills you
The bridge
You took it out
The ticket takers suddenly lost count

Sleeping under rays
Your teeth crumbling away
Say goodbye to all responsibility
You never wanted it man

Wasting
Time
Whenever you get the chance
Which happens to be all the time

Kick back
Free meals
A couple of times a day you make a couple of shady deals
No work
No fuckin pay
Cardboard condiminium by the bay

Between the red and black
You're never goin' back
Say goodby to all responsibilty
You never wanted it man

4. BLEEDING HEART DISEASE

Dough
What our lives are lined for Rae
Just a crazy aussie me
The generation forges on

Fo-
Dder for corporations sew-
Wing our lips together LA
Such a nice place to get shot

But don't forget the tit
It follows liber in the the constitution
Following the part about pursuit
For happiness the bi-product
Of colonial precious metal mine extracts
Which brings us back to dough

Do do do do do do do (x3)

Today
I saw a kid torture a cat
Too much leisure
Teenage Norman Rockwell paints it black

How
Did the chain get started more
Is what everyone wants ney
Oy is what none of us are

Co-
Operation died last night
Ruptured bleeding heart foresight
Me, I'm just a loo

So don't expect the best you won't
Be disapointed when you take
A bite and watch the worm crawl back inside
Don't believe the fairy tales
Of million dollar happiness
Los Angelestic lifestyles chardone

Pursuit of million dollar happiness (x3)
Pursuit of million dollar
Happiness was killed we watched it bleed
Some say it died from hate
Some say from bleeding heart disease

How
Mo-
Ny po-
Lluted
My mind
How
Mo-
Ny po-
Lluted
My
Mind

5. HOTDOG IN THE HALLWAY

She's got a couple of pony kegs
Her arms are bigger than my legs
And when she holds me I can't breathe
That's why I love her

Yeah I'm her butter she's my bread
She's like a mobile waterbed
But when I get on top of her
I can't touch the mattress

And when her flesh begins to sag
She's like a human sleeping bag
I feel so cozy, safe and worthy
She's my insulation

I always know just where she sat
And when she's on me I get flat
Some broken ribs, a punctured lung
That's why I love her

She's my phillie, I'm her stud
Her bean is bigger than my pud, it's like
Feeding a tic-tac to a whale
That's why I love her

She'll have another piece of pie
She'll have a double reuben rye
She works hard at eating well
That's why I love her

She's got a couple of pony kegs
Her arms are bigger than my legs
And when she holds me I can't breathe
That's why I love her

That's why I love her

6. RELEASE THE HOSTAGES

Have a beer
It's on me
Has anyone ever told you
That you look
Like a star
Heard it said
At the bar
So I drink

Cause it makes me
Happier than being alone
My good friend
Johnie Walker
Keeps me warm
Like a cunt

Seems like everybody's got
Something I have not
A reason not to die
Death to mister Right
Cause that's not me

Seems like everybody's got
Something I have not
A reason not to die
So I say death to mister Right
He makes me sad
Yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah (x2)
Yeah yeah yeah (x2)
Yeah

7. LIZA

That would be vanilla bean
The blandest one don't make her scream
And that's what she likes to hear the most

She's gotta chap that primal scream
Yeah yeah yeah
She's on the ??? ??? ??? ??? ???
Yeah yeah yeah

Liza's been around the block
She's currently a femme bitch top
A giant step from old Louise
Now she's the one who's on the prey

She used to wear her hair short long
Determining her preference
She didn't like that dynamic

Trading in her flannel shirts
For 6 inch heals, latex skirts
She even bought herself some bras

Miss Terrence, sellers, akin
She's got more power feminine
She knows that power incites fear
And it's that fear which makes her wet

She's goin to the Tribe 8 show
Plenty of boychicks to choose from
It's at the calyx of Isis

She'll find a bottom young and butch
She'll tell her I won't hurt you much
Unless of course you want me to

She's been around a couple years
Tasted 31 flavors
There's only one she really hates

8. WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH THE KIDS TODAY?

There's something wrong with the kids in my neighborhood
They always listen to their moms
They disregard civil disobedience
They'd rather do what they're told
They don't drink
Or fuck
Or fight
They sit home
And read
Expanding their minds

There's something wrong with the kids in my cul de sac
They're always goin to church
They dress well and they're speaking articulate
They show each other respect
They're never late
Don't smoke
Or break rules
They eat right
Study hard
They like school

There's something wrong with the kids in my neighborhood

9. LOVE STORY

Hardly used diaphram
Put back into it's case
A one way trip down memory lane as she awaits

I don't wanna know
Cheat me
I don't wanna know

Children play in the yard
Mother stares at a wall
Father says he's gonna be back late, so don't wait up

About a quarter to 3
Father stares at a wall
Stained thicker than water, who's gonna clean it up

I don't wanna know
Cheat me
I don't wanna know

Partly owned tuder house
Wooden white picket fence
Mother waits for father in a backless dress

Hardly used diaphram
Put back into it's case
One way trip down memory lane as she awaits

(x5) I don't wanna know
Cheat me (x5)

10. THE BLACK AND WHITE

Woke on the wrong side of the bed
She can't remember what he said
But she sure knew what he had done

Little choices in a
A little town maybe a
Little man is right to be afraid

Biblic moralization
Identity frustration
Fused man cannot follow his heart

So he may be fucking her
But he's thinking about him

Catherine McKinnon does exist
She likes to call herself a feminist
A crusader who fights the pay

Well what she really hates is sex
Erotic ??? ??? a breast
And she thinks woman as a whore

Simple solutions crea
Ted by black and white thinking
Too bad the world not work that way

Catherine should get busy pork and
That dolt Andrea Dworkin
I think they need a good hard fuck

Cause she may be off her back
Now she needs to get off ours

The little man sits alone
His sexuality's been cut in stone
He doesn't love her
She doesn't really care
Two victims of the black and white

The black and white

11. WHATEVER DIDI WANTS

I wouldn't walk
500 miles
When I could fly coach
But almost anything
I wouldn't swim
Across the Nile
When I could get a
Amoebic disentary

I would do almost anything for you

Cause if there's anything you want
I'll probably get it
You tell me what you need
I'll try not to forget it
You need someone to blame
I'll say I said it
Whatever Didi wants she's gonna get it

I wouldn't climb
The highest mountain
Could get a blister
But almost anything
I wouldn't throw
Coins in a fountain
I might be needing
To make a phone call

I would you call back whenever I could

Cause if there's anything you want
I'll probably get it
You tell me what you need
I'll try not to forget it
You need someone to blame
I'll say I said it
Whatever Didi wants she's gonna get it

He was beautiful
He was beautiful with me

We're gonna try to get it right

I doesn't seem
Like you're a million
Miles away, no
But maybe one or two
That doesn't mean
I never loved you
I loved you long time
When you're on top of me

I love you as much as anyone could

Cause if there's anything you want
I'll probably get it
You tell me what you need
I'll try not to forget it
You need someone to blame
I'll say I said it
Whatever Didi wants she's gonna get it (x6)

AUGUST 8TH

I see
A bunch of hippies crying yeah
August 8th is a beautiful day

Like waking up from a real bad dream
Suddenly everything is ok
The storm has passed
The sun is shining
Yeah August 8th is a beautiful day

What's goin on (x2)
Is something bumming your scene
There's something wrong (x2)
I'm not trying to be mean

The air is sweet
The summer flowers bloomin
Nowhere in sight is there anything grey

Feelings of joy
Are filling the street
Yeah August 8th is a beautiful day

Like waking up from a fucked up dream
Suddenly everything's looking good
There's been no permanent damage done
Yeah August 8th came right when it should

What's goin on (x2)
Is something bumming your scene
There's something wrong (x2)
I'm not trying to be mean

Poor Jeff
Poor little Timmy turtle
Staying home on such a beautiful day

13. DROP THE WORLD

I hesitate
A one time show or place
His self would not allow
He had to be
The best

He had denied
His urges cause they would of drained his strength
That battle had been one
With side effects a few
He may have dropped the world
He would not let us down
Way I hope she's in a better place

She aced the test
A grade above the rest
Of the class felt the curve
A 93
Percent
Was not enough
To feed her fix
She needs that perfect score
Endorphin rush she loved
It would
Opiate her